Yet ANOTHER...Well, You get the idea...

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after lives because you'll only end up with a puppy in your hips." I never quite understood his advice until one National "Hug a Cactus" day, I was gardening with my best friend Jane. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was happy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Jane saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!