Another Story that Makes No Sense

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Mongo the Rough who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Professional Ballet Dancer. He trained every day for 3948032487192 hours in order to beat his rival, The Sweet Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Mongo the Rough came armed with a aligator and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Mongo the Rough emerged as the pink victor! His achievement is celebrated every National "HOLY ___ BATMAN" day.